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    September 22, 2005

    Desmond's Tutu

    For those of you who wanted answers in tonight's Lost season premeire, look closely and you'll find, literally, all of them:

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    This is the logo on Desmond's jumpsuit, and his medicine cabinet, and the computer, and several places along the walls of the hatch. It's tough to make out, but some of our brighter minds have discerned that the company (as this is surely a logo) is called Dharma.

    "Dharma is a cosmic principle that is difficult, if not impossible, to define. Our Dharma is our true place in the cosmic process: in time, in space, in awareness, in thought, deed and desire. The eternal principle of Dharma determines the harmonious functions of the cosmic machine. In order that we fulfil our role in the divine play we must behave within our Dharma. That is, we ought to do the right thing, at the right time, In the right way, and for the right reason. By this we attain balance. To establish balance within ourselves ensures our own welfare and the welfare of society. And opens the path prepared for us by the divine."

    You can also see, in the center of what is a recreation of the I Ching circle, a swan. I don't think it's too far of a stretch to connect the dots thusly:

    Desmond is a representative of a group that turns spiritual "ugly ducklings" into "swans". And there you have it, folks, the key to the entire series.

    You can thank me later.

    February 10, 2005

    A Thief Can Only Steal From You, He Cannot Break Your Heart

    Note: Alternative title for this post, had I not heard Yo La Tengo's cover of "How Much I've Lied" this morning on the way to work, would have been Arrested Development A Victim Of Arrested Development.

    There have been dark days, there have been darker days, and then there have been the day you find out Arrested Development is about to get cancelled.  Oh, but better still, cancelled to make room for American Dad.  Now, I'll admit that lately I've gotten a chuckle or two out of Family Guy when I've had to sit through it to get to the rest of Adult Swim.  But I still never really liked the general conceit or the creative team's comedic style.  And American Dad (which will never get the AD acronym for me) received almost universal derision after its Post-Super-Bowlian premiere and, I've heard, not even the greatest numbers.

    All that's confirmed is that they reduced their order of episodes (heartbreaking enough) down to 18 in order to finish the season off before May Sweeps.  You can find the relevant TWOP thread here.  It includes addresses, petition links, and collective mourning.

    As David Cross so astutely put it on Kimmel last night: "No, this is actually a great day. America won...You won, America, we're off the air."

    July 21, 2004

    October Just Got A Whole Lot More Magical

    From TV Shows On DVD:

    Our news item from early May listed a late-summer DVD release for the first season of the show. Well, it's not in late summer, but October 19th isn't that far away. The 3 disc set will contain all 22 episodes (491 mins) of the show, and will sell for a suggested price of $39.98 US. The presentation will include an anamorphic widescreen transfer (1.78:1), and English Dolby Surround audio, with English, French and Spanish subtitles. If you haven't caught this show yet, you can watch the DVD set before the November 7th return of the series, now entering its second season.
    Disc 1
    Episodes: Creator's Cut Pilot (unaired), Pilot, Top Banana, Bringing Up Buster, Key Decisions, Visiting Ours, Charity Drive.
    Introduction by Ron Howard
    Commentary by creator Mitchell Hurwitz, directors Joe Russo and Anthony Russo and actor Jason Bateman on "Creator's Cut Pilot"
    Deleted/Extended scenes: Top Banana, Bringing Up Buster, Key Decisions, Visiting Ours
    Breaking Ground: Behind the Scenes of Arrested Development
    Original songs by David Schwartz (29 songs - audio only)
    Disc 2
    Episodes: My Mother the Car, In God We Trust, Storming the Castle, Pier Pressure, Public Relations, Marta Complex, Beef Consomme, Shock and Aww.
    Commentary by creator Mitchell Hurwitz and actors Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Tony Hale, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Jessica Walter, Jeffrey Tambor, and David Cross on "Beef Consomme."
    Deleted/Extended scenes: My Mother the Car, In God We Trust, Storming the Castle, Marta Complex, Beef Consomme, Shock and Aww.
    The Museum of Television & Radio: Q&A with Creator Mitchell Hurwitz and the cast of Arrested Development.
    Disc 3
    Episodes: Staff Infection, Missing Kitty, Altar Egos, Justice is Blind, Best Man for the Gob, Whistler's Mother, Not Without My Daughter, Let Them Eat Cake.
    Commentary by creator Mitchell Hurwitz and actors Jason Bateman, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, Tony Hale, Michael Cera, Alia Shawkat, Jessica Walter, Jeffrey Tambor, and David Cross on "Let Them Eat Cake."
    Deleted/Extended scenes: Staff Infection, Missing Kitty, Altar Egos, Best Man for the Gob.
    TV Land - "Arrested Development: The Making of a Future Classic"
    TV Land Awards - The Future Classic Award
    Ron Howard Sneak Peek at Season 2
    Arrested Development Promo "Blind"
    Easter Egg - Tobias Outake

    There are so many levels on which I am absolutely bowled over about the quality of this set. Most remarkable, though, is how impressive it is that you can pretty much tell who everyone is just by looking at their shoes. Try that with Frasier. Just goes to show you how truly awesome and well-constructed and conceived this show truly is.

    July 20, 2004

    What Would You Like To GRINK, Kowalski?

    YEEEEEAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ren & Stimpy!

    DVD!

    October 14!!!

    Yyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuunnnnncut!!!

    Best DVD Release Ever.

    July 11, 2004

    Pears Are Next

    Just thought this might amuse all you trusty Deadwood fans. I cooked it up as a Father's Day present for my Dad (How cool does that make him?) Feel free to post this NSFW treat in the most visible part of your cubicle. It's not porno or anything. It just gets a little blue in the language department.

    Enjoy!

    May 26, 2004

    Gone Fishin'

    So, I was pretty convinced that, after an amazing set of TV promos, HBO had completely dropped the ball with the print ads after walking past the new window of their building on sixth street.

    It's a totally cheesy shot (you may have seen it) of all your favorite Fishers and Diazes and Chenoweths and Keiths and Dudleys (Ha!) in mid-air, like, jumping. Sure, the tag line, "Every Day Above Ground Is A Good One", is nice and filled with promise, but still. That picture is so fucking weak.

    But fear not.

    Get your ass to Times Square a la pronto, because above the Hershey Store is the best Six Feet billboard I've ever seen. It's vertical and the top third of it is a very average group shot of our heroes. But here's the twist. Under Kieth, the paint drops in a jagged line which leads to a REAL LIFE THREE-DIMENSIONAL CHERRY PICKER/WINDOW WASHER THINGIE WITH ONE OF ITS ROPES BROKEN. Underneath that, further down, is a red blotch and then: Mike Henderson 1975-2004.

    Best. Ad. Ever.

    ETA: You can see an LA, wider version, here. Told you.

    May 05, 2004

    We Lost The Game Because Of Blockhead!

    It's been a little bit of a while because I just moved, okay? I know you've all been breathless.

    Exciting News Break #1

    Someone actually signed up for the Genre City Newsletter. Next Stop: Two Subscribers!

    There Have Actually Been A Lot Of Things Catching My Attention Lately

    A We3 Preview

    This looks so awesomely cute and violent and great. I subtitled the Barbelith thread, "Watership Down By Law". My, aren't I clever.

    An Astonishing X-Men #1 Preview

    Legitimately funny and home of the most convincing image of Katherine Pryde ever released. Sold.

    The Complete Peanuts Vol. 1

    This thing is so effortlessly beautiful, it will restore your faith in comic art.

    Micah Wright Is A Total Douche-Chill

    What more can I say?

    Manga Is Slowly Garnering My Attention

    Over the past couple of days, I've picked up Mahromatic, Kiss Me Kill Me, Iron Wok Jan, Getbackers, Negima, and Kare Kano. I've been hard pressed to find any consistent Manga Review site, except for the marvelous Previews Review. Once I read this large batch of stuff (along with the large batch of stuff I didn't get to read before the move and from this week's paltry batch of new comics) I will most likely have some words.

    David Foster Wallace Writes Well About Math

    Everything And More is very entertaining and readable. Even if you don't generally like math. It's reminded me how much I love Wallace's voice. He was very nice when I met him, too.

    The Second Issue Of The Believer Is Turning Out To Be Better Than The First

    No small feat, that. I've been buying The Believer monthly since it came out but have made no attempts to really read it. Same goes for McSweeney's product. I rabidly seek it out and then put it on the shelf, where it remains pretty. But I finally decided to at least get through the issues of The Believer I had and the first issue was a crackerjack. Got me interested in the work of Susan Straight, had a great chat with Beth Orton and some wonderful writing on Dickens, along with a nice opening salvo from Heidi Julavits (whose name I had been misreading in my head pretty much since the first time I saw it), among tons of other fascinating things. The second issue has a great piece by Sven Birkerts that sums up and validates much of what I love in contemporary literature. Thank you, Sven. I am less ashamed. I really don't get the backlash that nearly all McSweeney's products get. Sure, the Achewood strip was classic and very apt, but all too often the stuff is pigeon holed as one thing when its clearly not. A mag like The Believer shows this very well. There's such a wide array of subject matter that, well, I just can't see slamming their output because of one small segment of it.

    Wow! What a recap.

    Quick Notes: Sunday's Sopranos was so great, and even better having been titled "Unidentified Black Males", and if every episode was that good, I'd understand. Last week's Angel was jaw dropping. Kill Bill Vol. 2 was better than Vol. 1, mainly because it didn't frighten me as much and I am a big baby. I no longer have DVR, so it's so long West Wing until the summer starts. Not that I'm too concerned. Scrubs is a great show.

    April 19, 2004

    Everybody Wants To Be Tooken Back

    I don't know how many of you out there read Genre City, but you might have noticed a slight change in the procedure. If any of you are interested in getting on a biweekly mailing list to get info on the upcoming print collection and when the next completed chapter is going to drop, please drop me an email. There's a link to it somewhere on this page.

    So, what have I been up to? It's been a bit of a while since I've last posted. Here are the highlights:

    100 Bullets Is So Awesome.

    I don't doubt that SPOILERS are ahead. But if you haven't been reading 100 Bullets, well, I don't have much sympathy.

    I'm currently in the midst of a reread after discovering this little pocket of fantastic reference and discussion about the book. I'm on the third chapter of The Counterfifth Detective and I think this time around I have a much surer grasp of what's going on. Something I didn't have at all, first time around. What's really remarkable, aside from the otherwordly dialogue (that's the only way I can figure to describe it. It's reality plus, I don't know, Al Jaffe comics.), is the attention to detail by all parties, especially the colorist (Linda Mulhvill, I believe). Without her steady hand, the killer reveal on the splash page of issue 15 (where Eagle Eyed readers will recognize the two felons from the very first 100 Bullets preview) would completely miss its mark. The purple doo rag is the distinguishing characteristic. Also, Risso is uncredible. He's such a fantastic, nigh-visionary artist in terms of his choice of angles and attention to detail. There are certain shots he does, from the inside of pinball machine for instance, that are so audacious and jealousy-inducing. Also, the overarching story is so multi-layered but not in an annoying, willfully oblique way. Azzarello always has three things going on in every story.

    a) The basic premise. In the case of Hang Up On The Hang Low; a father and son reunite.

    b) In almost every other scene, the foreground action which serves as an analogue to the dialogue or action of the main protagonists. There's a great panel in the very first arc where Dizzy and her Homegirls are talking about the sorry state of their men and in the foreground we see two girls taunting a young boy whose pants have just been pulled down.

    c) The overall, 100 issue arc. Here's where it gets hella complicated. I seriously considered using a notebook to sort everything out as I read, mainly to sort out the relationship between Graves and Shephard. To wit: Graves finds Dizzy, but Dizzy ends up with Shephard. We know that Graves and Shephard have worked together in the past, but that Shep Shep is believed to be somewhat responsible for some kind of betrayal in Atlantic City. It's clear that Dizzy is being groomed to become a Minuteman, to replace, at least, Lono. That would mean that Loop is being groomed, via contact with Lono in Chill In The Oven, to replace someone else, not necessarily Milo, who, although killed in The Counterfifth Detective, may have refused reactivation after the actions of Loop's first story arc. There are always seven Minutemen, recall, and we have yet to meet The Saint (most Message Board Pundits agree that Jack Daw is "The Monster" referred to by Graves.) This means that Shephard is responsible for two Minutemen Potentials. Why would Graves give him this responsibility? Graves has, at one point, referred to Shephard's "tightrope", obviously a reference to his playing for both The Trust's and the Ex-Minutemen's interests. There have also clearly been things that Graves has done without telling Shephard (the murder of Big Fat Trust Guy Whose Name Escapes Me) and things that Shephard appears to have done without Graves' council (trying to reactivate Wylie Times without knowing the code word, Croatoa). Again, I'm only up to Counterfifth in my reread and I'm quite sure that there are some major confrontations in the Six Feet Under The Gun solo issues that should add a bit more clarity. But not too much. I think the most compelling mystery is that of Mr. Branch's revelation in issue 26. He deduces that Graves wanted to quit before the big job refusal in Atlantic City and that this is where Dizzy comes in, playing a role so terrible, that Branch feels she would have been better off killing herself. Now, this could mean she in line for some kind of horribly devious manipulation, such as some kind of manufactured relationship between herself and Benito, giving Graves a bee-line to the heart of the inheritor of complete control of The Trust. Personally, the more that I think about it, all Branch realized was that Dizzy was being groomed as a Minuteman, to him, a fate worse than death. But there's also the dillema of his closing lines in Parlez Kung Vouz. He urges Dizzy to tell Shephard that she belongs to Graves, no matter what. So what the fuck is he getting at? Clearly the last three panels, Dizzy in between two sets of cannons, illustrate her fundamental predicament. But how exactly will it all play out? Only the next 50 issues will tell.

    See how fucking complicated it is? And I haven't even gotten into my sincere belief that just as Echo Memoria played both Branch's prostitute and the woman who got Milo and Lono hella shot, the woman with the flower tattoo, all too prominent in both instances of her appearance, is also some kind of agent, either Trust or Minutemen affiliated. In the case of FlowerGirl, she plays the recent romantic interests of both Milo Garret and Cole Burns, after their post-Atlantic City brainwashing. Both FlowerGirls betray no knowledge at all of the Minutemen pasts of Cole and Milo which, especially in the case of Cole, means that basically the men woke up in jail with no previous memories and found themselves with these (or, as I believe, this) particular woman (women) as their girlfriend(s). Also keep in mind that Jack Daw's painter girlfriend had that same mole as Echo Memoria. It could very easily be the same kind of set-up. Jack Daw wakes from his brainwashing and a Trust and/or Minuteman player insinuates their way into their lives. Since the Trust don't know at first that any of the Minutemen survived, it's clear that if these women were manufactured, they were manufactured by Graves and/or Shepherd. There's precedent for this. Shepherd tells Cole upon their first meeting that "they" thought he would have liked being an Ice Cream Man, which means they completely manufactured his post-brainwash life. It wouldn't be too much of a stretch to assume that they put an agent in his life as well.

    Phew!

    Deadwood Is Also Awesome.

    Not much to say, in comparison to that friggin' treatise about 100 Bullets, except that Seth Bullock is so outragously bad ass. Tim Olyphant, the guy who plays him, is probably the most convincing West Protagonist, in that reverent Garth Ennis vein, that I've ever seen.

    Watch it.

    I'll be back later.

    April 08, 2004

    You're Messing With A Real Pro, The Flow Is A Heel And The Beat Is A Steel Toe

    Holy Crud, Freaks & Geeks was such a great show.

    I'm only into the second episode but it's been enough to remind me what a subtle and mesmerizing experience it is/was. First off: The Weirs. Sam is, top to bottom, completely me at that age. Lindsay is nothing short of the most completely realized female teenager in the history of television.

    And Bill. Bill Haverchuck. I'm convinced that Martin Starr's work on this show paved the way for any and all of the comic subtlety we've come to take for granted in Live Action classics like Arrested Development and The Office. It's All Bill. He's the only character and Martin's the only actor who could introduce that kind of quiet hilarity that Gareth Keenan and Buster Bluth so effortlessly exude.

    And the box set is really nice too. I've been really really really tempted to spill for the deluxe box set, especially since there's a 10 minute featurette dedicated solely to the glory that is Sarah Hagan, but, doing the math, I don't see how I could convince myself to spend $65 on two discs and a yearbook. Maybe if I find myself suddenly lucrative.

    The M.F. Doom quote (via Count Bass D's Dwight Spitz) that makes up this post's title might seem unrelated, but is it? Is it, really?

    Coming Soon: An In Depth And Illustrated Look At The Publix Hagaddah

    March 17, 2004

    Quote Of The Week Watch V

    "...Chareth...Cutestory."

    - Michael
    Arrested Development
    Aired March 17, 2004

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